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-March 19th, 2022: A Goat Epic for the Ages
+====== March 19th, 2022: A Goat Epic for the Ages ======
-...the Battle Continues!
-•	Beffa: uh-oh, still unconscious!
+===== ...the Battle Continues! =====
-•	Makalbly Jane spectacularly lost initiative (rolled a 9!) to 5 skeletal warriors, with near-certainty of imminent demise for both herself and Frashler Katherine
-•	Makalbly Jane then miraculously stalled for time (rolled an 18!) with the skeletal warriors (who are called “Valiant Aces”) with a semi-coherent narrative about her dear-departed Cedric, and all the valiance he stood for
+  * [[Beffa]]: uh-oh, still unconscious!
-•	…and that bought her enough time to blow the Horn of the Goat, which summoned a Red Spectral Goat, who then flew them up over the trees and to (relative) safety
+  * [[Makalbly Jane]] spectacularly lost initiative (rolled a 9!) to 5 skeletal warriors, with near-certainty of imminent demise for both herself and [[Frashler Katherine]]
-•	Awnzo wraith-formed himself and discovered that he was still visible to the Valiant Aces, but managed to convince one of them to head back to the castle. Then Eunice disguise-hatted herself to look like the absent Ace, and shouted at the remaining four, sowing general confusion.
+  * [[Makalbly Jane]] then miraculously stalled for time (rolled an 18!) with the skeletal warriors (who are called "Valiant Aces") with a semi-coherent narrative about her dear-departed [[Cedric]], and all the valiance he stood for
-•	Bad news: sling bullets don't work on Valiant Aces
+  * ...and that bought her enough time to blow the Horn of the Goat, which summoned a Red Spectral Goat, who then flew them up over the trees and to (relative) safety
-•	Good news: Stabbing and vampire touching DO work on large eyeless opossum-like abominations
+  * [[Awnzo]] wraith-formed himself and discovered that he was still visible to the Valiant Aces, but managed to convince one of them to head back to the castle. Then [[Eunice]] disguise-hatted herself to look like the absent Ace, and shouted at the remaining four, sowing general confusion.
-•	Weird news: Jeumes was excreted, apparently whole and healthy, from the opossum's corpse, now with even less personality than before.
+  * Bad news: sling bullets don't work on Valiant Aces
-•	Bad news: one of the Valiant Aces summoned an annoying wind. Then the other one summoned a giant bird
+  * Good news: Stabbing and vampire touching DO work on large eyeless opossum-like abominations
-•	Good news: Makalbly Jane cast Light on the giant bird, effectively blinding it
+  * Weird news: Jeumes was excreted, apparently whole and healthy, from the opossum's corpse, now with even less personality than before.
-•	Back in the tunnel: Two of the skeletons took turns womping Oika, who was standing at the trapdoor like a sandbag full of hit points. Regrettably, Eunice's magic ring Blooped her right into skeleton range, and one good womp left her unconscious.
+  * Bad news: one of the Valiant Aces summoned an annoying wind. Then the other one summoned a giant bird
-•	Change of plans: The halfling squad turned around and headed back to the hopefully relative safety of hovering over the woods
+  * Good news: [[Makalbly Jane]] cast Light on the giant bird, effectively blinding it
-•	Good news: holy water does work on Valiant Aces! Cool, let's just fight it out!
+  * Back in the tunnel: Two of the skeletons took turns womping [[Oika]], who was standing at the trapdoor like a sandbag full of hit points. Regrettably, [[Eunice's]] magic ring Blooped her right into skeleton range, and one good womp left her unconscious.
-•	Dangerous news: Oika did some science, and confirmed that the cylinders with strings sticking out of them are highly explosive. Also that propeller hats make you fly.
+  * Change of plans: The halfling squad turned around and headed back to the hopefully relative safety of hovering over the woods
-•	Disappointing news: Oika also discovered that sometimes they are duds
+  * Good news: holy water does work on Valiant Aces! Cool, let's just fight it out!
-•	Meanwhile, Awnzo wraith-formed over to the cave on the pond island and discovered a pair of strangely aimless moose and a small box.
+  * Dangerous news: [[Oika]] did some science, and confirmed that the cylinders with strings sticking out of them are highly explosive. Also that propeller hats make you fly.
-•	Bad news: The Red Spectral Goat reached the end of its free trial period and abruptly stopped existing, dropping Makalbly Jane and Frashler Katherine to the ground (where they experienced some bumps and bruises but survived).
+  * Disappointing news: [[Oika]] also discovered that sometimes they are duds
-•	Good news: With only one Valiant Ace remaining, Awnzo decided it was time to show the Party what a real wizard can do, and busted out Flame Arrow to finish him off.
+  * Meanwhile, [[Awnzo]] wraith-formed over to the cave on the pond island and discovered a pair of strangely aimless moose and a small box.
-•	Eventual victory, much rejoicing, and Valiant Ace corpse looting!
+  * Bad news: The Red Spectral Goat reached the end of its free trial period and abruptly stopped existing, dropping [[Makalbly Jane]] and [[Frashler Katherine]] to the ground (where they experienced some bumps and bruises but survived).
-•	Beffa: was revived at last and wondered what the heck was going on.
+  * Good news: With only one Valiant Ace remaining, [[Awnzo]] decided it was time to show the Party what a real wizard can do, and busted out Flame Arrow to finish him off.
-An Evening at the Spa
+  * Eventual victory, much rejoicing, and Valiant Ace corpse looting!
-•	The Party valiantly resisted the “temptation” to head straight to Vania Castle and engage any number of draculas in battle, and instead set off to the Sense of Self Bathhouse near Goulash, hoping for some truly healing water. They were warmly welcomed at the Bathhouse and invited to have some water/a sauna/a massage/a pummeling waterfall experience. Sadly, the water, while refreshing, had no other effects. Eunice continued with her skeleton nap. After some back-and-forth with Zoo-ann, the owner of the establishment, the Party managed to secure some not very secure lodgings for the night. But when the very bat-guy who lightning-ed Cedric to death showed up, they reconsidered and hurried off toward town.
+  * [[Beffa]]: was revived at last and wondered what the heck was going on.
-At last to Vania Castle -- or to the Inn at Ghoulash?
-•	The inn, of course!
+===== An Evening at the Spa =====
+  * The Party valiantly resisted the "temptation" to head straight to Vania Castle and engage any number of draculas in battle, and instead set off to the Sense of Self Bathhouse near Goulash, hoping for some truly healing water. They were warmly welcomed at the Bathhouse and invited to have some water/a sauna/a massage/a pummeling waterfall experience. Sadly, the water, while refreshing, had no other effects. [[Eunice]] continued with her skeleton nap. After some back-and-forth with Zoo-ann, the owner of the establishment, the Party managed to secure some not very secure lodgings for the night. But when the very bat-guy who lightning-ed Cedric to death showed up, they reconsidered and hurried off toward town.
+===== At last to Vania Castle -- or to the Inn at Ghoulash? =====
+  * The inn, of course!

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