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====== March 19th, 2022: A Goat Epic for the Ages ======

===== ...the Battle Continues! =====

* [[Beffa]]: uh-oh, still unconscious!
  * [[Makalbly Jane]] spectacularly lost initiative (rolled a 9!) to 5 skeletal warriors, with near-certainty of imminent demise for both herself and [[Frashler Katherine]]
  * [[Makalbly Jane]] then miraculously stalled for time (rolled an 18!) with the skeletal warriors (who are called "Valiant Aces") with a semi-coherent narrative about her dear-departed [[Cedric]], and all the valiance he stood for
  * ...and that bought her enough time to blow the Horn of the Goat, which summoned a Red Spectral Goat, who then flew them up over the trees and to (relative) safety
  * [[Awnzo]] wraith-formed himself and discovered that he was still visible to the Valiant Aces, but managed to convince one of them to head back to the castle. Then [[Eunice]] disguise-hatted herself to look like the absent Ace, and shouted at the remaining four, sowing general confusion.
  * Bad news: sling bullets don't work on Valiant Aces
  * Good news: Stabbing and vampire touching DO work on large eyeless opossum-like abominations
  * Weird news: Jeumes was excreted, apparently whole and healthy, from the opossum's corpse, now with even less personality than before.
  * Bad news: one of the Valiant Aces summoned an annoying wind. Then the other one summoned a giant bird
  * Good news: [[Makalbly Jane]] cast Light on the giant bird, effectively blinding it
  * Back in the tunnel: Two of the skeletons took turns womping [[Oika]], who was standing at the trapdoor like a sandbag full of hit points. Regrettably, [[Eunice's]] magic ring Blooped her rioght into skeleton range, and one good womp left her unconscious.
  * Change of plans: The halfling squad turned around and headed back to the hopefully relative safety of hovering over the woods
  * Good news: holy water does work on Valiant Aces! Cool, let's just fight it out!
  * Dangerous news: [[Oika]] did some science, and confirmed that the cylinders with strings sticking out of them are highly explosive. Also that propeller hats make you fly.
  * Disappointing news: [[Oika]] also discovered that sometimes they are duds
  * Meanwhile, [[Awnzo]] wraith-formed over to the cave on the pond island and discovered a pair of strangely aimless moose and a small box.
  * Bad news: The Red Spectral Goat reached the end of its free trial period and abruptly stopped existing, dropping [[Makalbly Jane]] and [[Frashler Katherine]] to the ground (where they experienced some bumps and bruises but survived). 
  * Good news: With only one Valiant Ace remaining, [[Awnzo]] decided it was time to show the Party what a real wizard can do, and busted out Flame Arrow to finish him off.
  * Eventual victory, much rejoicing, and Valiant Ace corpse looting!
  * [[Beffa]]: was revived at last and wondered what the heck was going on.

===== An Evening at the Spa =====

===== At last to Vania Castle -- or to the Inn at Ghoulash? =====

* The inn, of course!

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